Funny Warriors cats thingy

*ATTENTION, ALMOST ALL TYPOS R ON PURPOSE, TEXT TALK IS BEING USED, IT IS ALL IN THE NAME OF GOOD FUN! AND IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IS GOIN ON CUZ YOU AINT READ WARRRIOS CATS, THEN WHAT THE HELL DO U THINK YOURE DOIN?! U SHOULD BE READIN THAT INSTEAD OF MY STUPID SPPOOF*

One day, young Firestar was walking in the forest, when suddenly, he heard a voice. "Fyahstaw.....Firestaw...... *growl* I said, fricking FIRESTAR!!!" "Blewstah?" Firestar asked, recognizing his old slave-driver-; I-I mean, MENTOR's voice. "Firestar, we've come to haunt you..." the voice continued in an eerie way." ZOMG, A GHOST!!!!" Firestar leaped into the air, only to hit his head on a low tree branch and fall back down to the ground and land on his butt, imagines of blue birds dancing around his head. Out of no where, Bluestsar's ghost started appearing out of thin air and landed gently down on the branch Firestar had hit his head on. "Naww, we're just kidding, we're not gonna haunt chyou. We just be messin'." She said, looking down on the bright orange tom. Out of nowhere, someone started screaming and a crashing noise was heard above their heads. They both looked up to see Redtail's ghost falling down from the leaves of the tree, to land cland clumsily on his butt next to Bluestar, looking super dizzy. Then Whitestorm and Lionheart landed down on either side of those two." ZOMFG!! MORE GHOSTS!!" Firestar yelled, and proceded to duck on the ground, his paws over his head, shaking. " See, I told you he was a big wuss." Lionheart said to Bluestar.Firestar seemed to regain his calm, and stood before them. " Holy fox dung!" Firestar exclaimed. "Wut the heck r u doing here?!" " Eh, Starclan was gettin' boring, so we thought we'd drop by and see how ur doin'." Bluestar said. " But why come back here?" Firestar asked. " CUZ WE FELT LIKE IT!" Bluestar yelled angrily at the orange tom. " Wut Bluestar means to say is, we r just checking in on u." Lionheart clarified. " That, and the fact that Frostfur found a strange green plant, and brought it to Spottedleaf. Then Spottedleaf gave it to some of the clan cats and they started acting weird. So now half of Starclan is high on weed, and then Spottedleaf and One-eye got sugar high. So,yeah, we kinda had to get outta there." Lionheart said. It took Firestar a minute, then he lost it. " ARENT U SUPOSSED TO BE DEAD?!?" Then, suddenly, he was knocked out by Bluestar's frying pan. "sigh... I shoulda known my apprentince wouldnt be able to take it." And with that said, all four cats dissapeared. But not before Redtail fell outa the tree.
When Firestar woke up, he ran straight to Graystripe, who was laying on a log int the woods. A pretty blue butterfly flew down and landed on his nose. " Ah, this is the life." he said in peace. "ZOMG!! Graystripe, youre neva gonna guess what I just saw!!!" And with that, Firestar came crashing down on his deputys back, and stepping on his tail. "OOOWWWW!!" graystripe screeched. "Wut do u want?"  "Dude, youre neva gonna believe this! I saw Bluestars ghost! and a few others!" Firestar exclaimed. "Come on, we gotta go find Ravenpaw!" And with that, Firestar grabbed his deputy by the tail and ran straight to camp on 2 legs. When they got there, Ravenpaw was on the edge of the camp. "RRRRAAAAVVVVEEENNNPPAAAWW!!!" Firestar screamed, coming up beside him, he came to a screeching hault, and released Graystripe, flinging into the bottom of the high rock. "Ravey, I saw a scary ghost!" Firestar said, squeezing his other best friend to death. " It looked just like this!" Firestar exclaimed, throwing off Ravenpaw and plopping down to star doodling on the dirt with crayons that came out of no where . Ravenpaw, and Graystripe, both now finally recovered from their friends crazy antics, came to look at a crudely done scribble of a blue cat, with a big yellow star on its forehead, a tiny, stick body, big head, and a huge butt. "See?!" Firestar demanded. "Thats what the scary ghost looked like!"  "U mean Bluestah?"  "Yes, Ravenpaw, I mean Bluestaw!" Firestar exclaimed angrily. and flung his friend into the same wall Graystripe justwas flung into. Suddenly, Fireestar got bonked on the head by Graystripe, which knocked him out. "come on," he said, grabbing Firestars scruff in his claws, "we're taking you to see Yellowfang!" And so, Graystripe dragged off Firestar to the med cat's den. "YELLOWFANG!!!" Graystripe screeched into the dark cave. "WUT?!?!!" came the angry reply. "Firestaw's sick again. Fix him." He flung his leader at the old dark gray sh cat. "Fine!" she snapped. When he woke up 10 minutes later, he saw an ugly gray face and 2 amber eyes staring at him, inches from his face." AAAAHHHH!!!ITS THE ATTACK OF THE LIVING MOP MONSTER!!!" he screeched. She hit him in the head. "No, you idiot, its just me." she said grumpily, then returned to arranging her herbs, wgile grumbling somethin about 'darned crazy youngin's, with their crazy hippy drugs. "Here."  she said, holding a paw full of icky green herbs in front of his face. "Eat these."  "I dont wanna!"  "Youll eat them and youll like them!"  "NOOOO!!!!"   "Sigh.... fine, I didnt want to do this, but....." Yellowfang ran outside and screamed, "SANDSTORM!!!"  "oh no! Anything but that, please!" Firestar begged. "Too late."  "FIRESTAR!!! YELLOWFANG TOLD ME YOU WOULDNT EAT YOUR HERBS!!" She came into the den yelling. the tom winced at his girlfriend.(no, they r not mates yet.) "But..." Firestar began weakly. "Do IT NOW!!" she ordered. " Sigh... yes, ma'am..." so he ate the herbs. Later, he walked out into the camp, with Mousfur screaming showtunes terribly off-key, Longtail looking up pics of yaoi on his laptop, Mousefur next to him, Graystripe doing the chicken dance,  Ferncloud running across the camp then tackle-glomping Dustpelt, who had just come back from a patrol, ravenpaw writing in his silly pink girly diary how tigerclaw had sexually harassed him as an apprentice, Ashfur singing along to the All American Rejects, and Cinderpelt dancing along to "Miss Independant"  with the vacume cleaner while wearing a harry potter hat, and big geeky sqaure, plastic glasses. Yep, just another day in the life of the warriors cars.


KJ.
7/11/2011